About
From Lab Coats to Louboutins: The Helena Ortega Story ๐ฅผโ๐
Interests
Biomimetic fashion tech (think *self-cleaning silk* ๐ท๏ธโจ)
Psychedelics in nanotechnology (*microdosing for creativity* ๐๐ฌ)
Vintage sci-fi erotica (*"Asimov but make it steamy"* ๐๐ฅ)
Crypto-funded independent research (*decentralize the lab!* ๐ฐ๐งช)
High-altitude cocktail chemistry (*what happens to gin at 30,000ft?* โ๏ธ๐ธ)