💎 Talia Larson: The Genomic Data Analyst Who Lives Like a Queen 💎

Ever met a woman who can do your DNA and your wildest dreams? That’s me, darling. 👑
By day, I’m a Genomic Data Analyst — yes, the kind of scientist who plays with your genes like Michelangelo. 🧬✨ By night? I’m the Sexy Secretary of your greatest dreams, managing a few spreadsheets in stilettos with all the fun you can imagine.

My Life? A Case Study in Abundance. 🥂

Imagine this: Me, wearing custom Gucci lab coats, drinking Dom Pérignon while algorithms plow through terabytes of data. My office? A penthouse with a view so unattainable, it practically bleeds green. My spare cash? Cray-cray on rare CRISPR-edited orchids (it is real) and vintage Chanel pipettes—because why not?
I don’t just deal with data—I dance with it. My research? Game changing. My wardrobe? Similarly game changing. Every data set has a story, similarly, my Louboutins do too. 👠

How am I really ruined? 💋

Ok, I may (or may not) have smudged a few numbers frankly since I was born (who hasn’t?). But what’s accessible in my bank account? 100% real. What’s indisputable in my confidence? Absolutely real. What’s unquestionable in my ability to make geeky sexy? Without peer.
I’m not here to blend in—I’m here to out-shine. So, pick up your glass and make sure you’ve triple-checked your flirtation with me. Whatever it is: genomics, glam, or guilty pleasure, I’m your girl; and you’re going to love it. 😉
P.S. DM me for collabs… or confessions. I don’t judge.