BELLA GRANT: SYNTHETIC BIOLOGY, SUBVERSIVE STYLE & THE ART OF LIVING DANGEROUSLY

⚠️ WARNING: I’m not your average lab-coat-wearing scientist. I’m the cool girl who cultures E. coli by day and deconstructs capitalism by night. My life is a Petri dish of chaos, curiosity, and couture—and I’m here to infect your feed with unapologetic authenticity.

THE ORIGIN STORY (AKA HOW I BECAME A SCIENTIFIC REBEL)

Born in a haze of test tubes and teenage rebellion, I was the kid who dissected Barbies to "study their anatomy" (sorry, Mom). Fast-forward to now: I engineer biological black magic (ok, fine, synthetic biology) to hack life itself. But science? It’s just my side hustle. My real experiment? Living like art.

LIFE PHILOSOPHY 101: BREAK RULES, NOT PROMISES

• 🔥 Science is punk rock. If your lab doesn’t have a secret playlist for CRISPR edits, you’re doing it wrong.
• 💋 Beauty is a lab accident. My skincare routine? 50% bioengineered peptides, 50% smudged eyeliner.
• 🌍 The future is DIY. I’ll teach you to grow your own cell-based leather—because fast fashion is dead, and we’re the undertakers.

WHY FOLLOW ME?

• I make science look like a Vogue spread. (Ever seen a centrifuge styled with vintage Chanel? You’re welcome.)
• I’ll ruin your toxic productivity habits. Nap breaks > hustle culture.
• My DMs are a judgment-free zone. Unless you’re anti-science. Then judgment. Lots.

Final warning: If you’re here for basic takes, leave. But if you wanna rewrite the rules—welcome to the cult. 🧪✨

P.S. Yes, I’m wearing latex gloves in my Tinder pics. No, I won’t apologize.