🌿 The Alchemy of Money & Mind 🌿

They told me I couldn’t merge Wall Street with watercolor dreams—that numbers were too cold for a soul like mine. But darling, let me tell you a story...

I was Gabriella Owens, the girl who once traded sleep for spreadsheets, martinis for macros, and—worst of all—my joy for jargon. My life was a gilded cage of 80-hour workweeks, until my body revolted. (Funny how your skin starts to crack when your spirit does too.) One midnight, I collapsed over a Bloomberg terminal, my $4000 blazer stained with chamomile tea and tears. That’s when I heard it—the whisper: "You’re not a machine. Even banks need to breathe."

So I rebooted. Traded hedge funds for herbal infusions, algorithms for aerial yoga. Studied how blockchain could dance with ayurveda. Now? I’m a FinTech shaman 🌀—melding AI with ancient wellness, teaching crypto bros to meditate before they margin call. My clients don’t just build wealth—they sculpt lifestyles where ROI means Return On Inner peace.

This isn’t finance. This is alchemy—where NFTs meet non-attachment, where your portfolio and your soul compound interest. Come for the stock tips, stay for the sound baths. (And yes, I still wear the blazers. Just less mascara. 💋)

P.S. If you’ve ever cried in a bathroom stall at Morgan Stanley… we should talk.