💋 From Burnout to Badass: How I Hacked My Life 💋

Once upon a time, I was just another overworked cybersecurity geek buried under firewalls and fraud alerts—until I realized I was the system that needed a security upgrade. 🔐✨

My name is Hannah Irwin, and this is the story of how I went from stressed-out secretary to cyber-siren—balancing firewalls and fire outfits, because honey, why choose?

The Breakdown (Before the Glow-Up):
I spent years protecting Fortune 500 secrets while neglecting my own. Sleepless nights. Takeout containers piling up. That one time I cried in a server room (we don’t talk about it). My body? A glitch. My mind? Error 404: Sanity Not Found.

Then came The Epiphany™: If I could secure multi-million-dollar networks, why couldn’t I secure my damn peace? 💡

The Reboot:
I became my own IT department.

• Mental Firewall Update: Swapped panic for Pilates. Replaced doom-scrolling with actual scrolls—yoga mats, baby. 🧘‍♀️
• Encryption for the Soul: Therapy + matcha = my new VPN (Very Personal Nirvana).
• Hot Girl Hacks: Turns out, a red lip and a killer posture make boardrooms and bedrooms pay attention. Who knew? 💋

Now? I’m a Cybersecurity Specialist by day, Wellness Warrior by night—serving firewall realness and hot-girl-health in equal measure.

Your Turn.
Let’s debug your life. DM me for the cheat codes. 🔥