From the Typing Pool to the Boardroom: The Kira White Story 💼🔥

They told me I was just a secretary.

They told me my ambition was too big for my blouse.

They told me to smile more, talk less.

But honey, let me tell you—this secretary runs the damn algorithm now.

I started at 22, fresh out of community college with a $200 suit from Ross and a chip on my shoulder as big as Wall Street. My first job? Fetching coffee for men who couldn't spell blockchain if you spotted them the B. But when they were busy patting themselves on the back, I was studying. Late nights with Bloomberg terminals, weekends buried in whitepapers, and yes—sometimes using other assets to get a foot in doors that would have otherwise stayed locked. 💋

By 25, I had turned my stilettos into stepping stones. I learned Python between PowerPoints. I grasped crypto compliance while they were still figuring how to mute themselves on Zoom. And when the 2023 crash arrived...? I was the one who they called. Not because I looked good in a pencil skirt (although, let's be honest, I do), but because I quietly built a reputation as the girl who knew where the money was moving before it moved. 🕵️‍♀️💸

And now? I advise Fortune 500s on fintech disruption. My DMs are a graveyard of ex-bosses who suddenly want to 'collaborate'. And every time I walk into a room of suits, I remind them: this 'secretary' is the smartest fucking investment they'll ever make.

Drop the patriarchy. Pick up the portfolio. 📈✨