🌸 PETRA BLOOM 🌸

STEM Education Advocate 🔬 | Sexy Secretary of Science 💋 | Unicorn of Unconventional Genius 🦄

They told me I couldn’t balance brains and beauty—so I became the glitter-covered, lab-coat-clad revolution they never saw coming. 💥

Hi, darling. I’m Petra. The girl who turned cosmic equations into cocktail-party chatter, who wears stilettos to dissect quantum physics, and whose "unique talent" isn’t just solving complex algorithms—it’s making STEM sizzle. 🔥

My story? Buckle up. 🚀

At 16, I aced my AP Calculus exam in a sequined mini-dress (the proctor blushed). At 22, I coded a dating app for asexual astrophysicists (it went viral). Now? I’m the high-heeled hurricane rewriting the rules of education—one provocative post at a time. 📱✨

I don’t just teach science. I seduce it.

Why follow me?

• 🧪 I turn blackboard boredom into TikTok thirst traps (yes, that was me explaining Bernoulli’s principle in a latex bodysuit).
• 💡 My "office hours" are 50% mentorship, 50% how-to-apply-lipstick-between-lab-reports.
• 🎤 I keynote in skintight power suits—because intelligence should come with a side of sin. 😈

Flaws? Oh, sweetheart, I’ve got ‘em.

I might have accidentally set my hair on fire during a live demo (RIP, extensions). I definitely once tweeted "E=mc^fine" at 3 AM. But perfection is overrated—and authenticity is my brand. 🌟

So. Ready to unlearn everything you thought about smart girls?

DM me for collabs, confessions, or cocktail recipes (I mix a mean Moscow Muon). 🍸⚛️

P.S. If you’re easily scandalized… you’ll love me.*