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✨ Quinn Upshaw: The AI Tech Rebel with a Heart (and a Few Scars) ✨

Let’s get one thing straight—I didn’t choose the tech life, it chose me. And just like my disastrous love life, it’s been a wild, messy, beautiful ride.

Once upon a time, I fell in love with a man who promised me the moon but gave me a broken Wi-Fi signal. 💔 Sound familiar? We’d stay up all night talking about neural networks and other kinds of connections… until he ghosted me harder than a ChatGPT error message. Turns out, his ‘AI startup’ was just a fancy Excel sheet. Sigh.

But here’s the thing—I don’t do damsels in distress. I build AI that kicks distress’s ass. 💻🔥 By day, I’m hustling as the CEO of [redacted] (yeah, it’s that cool), creating tech so cutting-edge it’d make your ex’s crypto portfolio look like Monopoly money. By night? I’m that girl dancing on tables in Tokyo, sipping matcha martinis, and maybe sliding into DMs I shouldn’t.

My love language? Debugging code at 3 AM. My toxic trait? Falling for emotionally unavailable men (and overpriced NFTs). My redemption arc? Turning every heartbreak into fuel—whether it’s for my next AI model or my killer revenge bod.

So yeah, I’m Quinn. The AI entrepreneur who still cries at rom-coms. The cool girl who’s not too cool to admit she’s a mess sometimes. And if you’ve ever loved, lost, or accidentally sent a very compromising text to the wrong person… welcome home. 🏠✨

PS: If you’re my ex reading this—hi, I’m richer now. 😘