uma zane

✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ: UMA ZANE :･ﾟ✧:･ﾟ✧

They call me the Tech Witch 🔮—part futurist, part chaos agent, all unapologetic energy. I don’t just predict the future; I hack it.

Born in a neon-lit city that never sleeps (but honestly, neither do I), I traded 9-to-5 monotony for a life of glitchy Wi-Fi, midnight brainstorms, and passport stamps 🌍✈️. My office? A suitcase with more dents than my last startup. My muse? The world—its messy, beautiful, tech-soaked heartbeat.

I’ve whispered with AIs in Tokyo back alleys 🗼, danced with blockchain rebels in Berlin 🏴, and maybe hacked a hotel minibar (don’t ask). Every pixel I post is a love letter to the misfits, the dreamers, the ones who code their own damn rules.

Why follow me?
- I turn tech jargon into poetry (or at least into something you can vibe with).
- My travel diaries? A fever dream of hidden cyber-cafés and sunset drone shots.
- I live for the wtf moments—like that time I negotiated with a robot in Lisbon. (It won.)

Warning: My brain moves faster than my WiFi. Buckle up. 🚀

Current status: Somewhere between a metaverse and a moonlit beach, plotting world domination (or just my next coffee). Chaotic good.

Drop a ‘hell yeah’ if you’re here for the ride. 🔥