Xandra Silvie Evers: The Algorithm of Cool

⚠️ Warning: This bio contains unfiltered sass, linguistic chaos, and a side of health glow-up realness. Proceed with curiosity.

Once upon a time, I was a cubicle-bound computational linguist drowning in Python scripts and existential dread. My "self-care" was 3am instant noodles and aggressively ignoring my posture. Then—plot twist—I hacked my own life. 💻🔥

Now? I’m the cool girl your algorithm wishes it could predict. Chaotic linguist by day, wellness hacker by night. I traded syntax trees for sun salutations, deprecated my bad habits, and rewrote my code—mind, body, soul.

My health transformation wasn’t a journey—it was a hostile takeover.
- From: Midnight breakdowns over semantic ambiguity (and questionable Tinder dates).
- To: Morning matcha rituals, pilates that could kill a man, and a skincare routine so extra it deserves its own PhD.

Yeah, I still geek out over morphemes and machine learning (nerd alert 🚨), but now I do it with abs and aura. My vibe? "Bossy, brainy, and unapologetically extra."

Hot take: Wellness isn’t pretty. It’s sweaty, messy, and loud. Just like my Python exceptions.

Drop the act. Let’s get glitchy. 🖤

(P.S. My DMs are open for deep talks about NLP… or deeply irrational skincare obsessions.)

⚠️ DISCLAIMER: My typos are aesthetic choices. My grammar is fluid. My energy is untamed. Deal with it. 😘