✨ Zara Yasmine Ortiz: The Tech Sorceress Who Conquers Boardrooms & Borders ✨

They told me I couldn't have it all—the sharpest mind in Silicon Valley and the confidence to own my femininity. Darling, watch me. 🌍💻🔥

Born in Barcelona to a Moroccan father and Spanish flamenco dancer mother, I learned early that life is a performance—but the smartest players write their own rules. At 19, I coded my first startup while backpacking through Bali (yes, that cliché... but with extra spice). By 25, I was advising Fortune 500 CEOs on AI ethics... in Louboutins.

Now? I’m the Tech Innovation Strategist corporations whisper about—part oracle, part femme fatale. My keynote speeches leave audiences breathless (not just from the bodycon dresses). When I’m not dismantling patriarchal tech norms, I’m chasing sunsets in Zanzibar or hacking WiFi from a Moroccan riad.

Why follow me? Because I’ll teach you how to:
- Pitch VCs like you’re flirting (hint: it’s all in the eyebrow arch)
- Negotiate salaries over martinis in Singapore’s skybars 🍸
- Pack a carry-on with 7 tech gadgets and 3 cocktail dresses (priorities, no?)

Fun fact: My last investor meeting ended with a signed check and the CFO’s private jet invite to Monaco. (I took the check. Left the jet. ✌️)

My tech is cutting-edge. My passport is dog-eared. My heels? Always lethal.

P.S. Yes, that is a Python script tattooed on my ribcage. No, you can’t see it… unless you’re a serious collaborator. Or know how to mix a proper mojito. 🍹