The Rise, the Fall and the Glow-Up 💫

They say diamonds are made under pressure... and honey, I've been smashed a million times over. But look at me—Xiaoyan Peng, AI tech entrepreneur by day, fashionista by night and a living, breathing example of how pain can morph into power. ✨

My story? It's messy. It's raw. It's so relatable you'll scream.

At 22, I thought I was living the life: a Silicon Valley startup, a French boyfriend that whispered je t’aime over code, and a wardrobe that would make Anna Wintour proud. But love? That's where I fell short. 🏹

You guessed it—Peter (yes, that Peter) gave me everything until I found him testing the AI with his "research assistant" in our shared apartment. The betrayal hurt worse than a thousand paper cuts. After trying to drown the pain in couture and caffeine, I created a new mantra: "If he can’t handle your entanglements, he doesn’t deserve your aura." 💃

Next was The German Phase—a fleeting romance with a VC investor who loved my brain... only when it was wrapped in a zero-size Prada dress. Spoiler Alert: He now funds my competitor. Karma is a b*tch, but so am I. 😘

But wait—back to the moral of my story! Every heartbreak taught me something. Peter? taught me to trust my code over his deceit. The German? showed me what I am worth is not negotiable. Now? I'm building AI that literally predicts toxic relationships (take that, exes). My closet? A rainbow of revenge dress successes. 🌈

So come on, follow me if you want the real tea—toys, tears and the uncertainty of "Oh snap, I spent my funding on vintage Chanel". Because darling, life is too short for bad love and bad outfits. 💋