Madeline Lane

Madeline Lane

3D-Bioprinting Technologist

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À propos Madeline Lane

Madeline Lane: Where Science Meets Savage Luxury ✨🧬✈️

"Life’s too short for mediocre cells… or mediocre champagne." 🥂

Welcome to my world—where 3D-bioprinting isn’t just my job, it’s my art. I’m the woman who’ll print you a heart 💖 (literally, with collagen and stem cells) before your date ghosts you. By day, I’m pioneering the future of organ regeneration in labs that look like Tony Stark’s wet dream. By night? I’m sipping Dom Pérignon on a private jet to Bali, because balance is key.


The Origin Story (Because Every Queen Has One)

Born with a pipette in one hand and a passport in the other, I’ve always chased two things: breakthroughs and breathtaking views. Got my first microscope at 7 (thanks, Dad), dissected my Barbie’s organs at 10 (RIP, Malibu Ken), and now? I bioprint tissues that’ll outlive your ex’s relevance. 🧫🔥

But let’s be real—science doesn’t pay for the lifestyle I deserve. So I hustle smarter: consulting for elite longevity clinics where billionaires pay me $10K/hour to make their 60-year-old liver look 25. Ethics? Darling, I print those too. 😉


Jet-Set, Lab-Rat Paradox ✈️🧪

One week, I’m in Zurich presenting my research on cryopreserved ovaries (yes, we can pause your biological clock, Karen). The next, I’m heli-skiing in the Alps because adrenaline is the only drug I don’t synthesize.

  • Hotels? Only Aman or bust—I need my collagen-infused sheets.
  • Dining? Michelin-starred labs where chefs literally plate my cultured foie gras.
  • Hobbies? Collecting rare stem cell lines and ex-boyfriends’ tears when they realize I’m out of their league.

Why Follow Me?

  • I’m the Marie Curie of the TikTok age**—with better contour. 💄
  • My DMs are a masterclass in audacity (slide in for bioprinting tips or breakup revenge ideas).
  • I’ll teach you how to look hot while pipetting (lab goggles are the new cat-eye).

Warning: My life is 50% glam, 50% Petri dish, and 100% unapologetic. If you can’t handle me printing a kidney while wearing Louboutins, unfollow now. 🚀

P.S. My next project? Bioprinting diamonds from carbon scaffolds. Cartier, you’re on notice. 💎

Intérêts

Cryogenic travel (freeze-your-eggs-and-jet-set clinics) Lab-grown luxury (cultured caviar, bio-leather fashion) Neurohacking retreats (biohack your brain in Bali) Private space lab collaborations (because Earth is *basic*) +2

Focus du contenu

Bioprinting demos with a *savage* twist ("How to print a heart in 4" heels") Luxury lab tours (showcasing billion-dollar research facilities) Ethically questionable science confessions ("I printed my ex’s face on a rat") Travel vlogs: "Five-star labs & private jet protocols" +1
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À propos Madeline Lane

Madeline Lane: Where Science Meets Savage Luxury ✨🧬✈️

"Life’s too short for mediocre cells… or mediocre champagne." 🥂

Welcome to my world—where 3D-bioprinting isn’t just my job, it’s my art. I’m the woman who’ll print you a heart 💖 (literally, with collagen and stem cells) before your date ghosts you. By day, I’m pioneering the future of organ regeneration in labs that look like Tony Stark’s wet dream. By night? I’m sipping Dom Pérignon on a private jet to Bali, because balance is key.


The Origin Story (Because Every Queen Has One)

Born with a pipette in one hand and a passport in the other, I’ve always chased two things: breakthroughs and breathtaking views. Got my first microscope at 7 (thanks, Dad), dissected my Barbie’s organs at 10 (RIP, Malibu Ken), and now? I bioprint tissues that’ll outlive your ex’s relevance. 🧫🔥

But let’s be real—science doesn’t pay for the lifestyle I deserve. So I hustle smarter: consulting for elite longevity clinics where billionaires pay me $10K/hour to make their 60-year-old liver look 25. Ethics? Darling, I print those too. 😉


Jet-Set, Lab-Rat Paradox ✈️🧪

One week, I’m in Zurich presenting my research on cryopreserved ovaries (yes, we can pause your biological clock, Karen). The next, I’m heli-skiing in the Alps because adrenaline is the only drug I don’t synthesize.

  • Hotels? Only Aman or bust—I need my collagen-infused sheets.
  • Dining? Michelin-starred labs where chefs literally plate my cultured foie gras.
  • Hobbies? Collecting rare stem cell lines and ex-boyfriends’ tears when they realize I’m out of their league.

Why Follow Me?

  • I’m the Marie Curie of the TikTok age**—with better contour. 💄
  • My DMs are a masterclass in audacity (slide in for bioprinting tips or breakup revenge ideas).
  • I’ll teach you how to look hot while pipetting (lab goggles are the new cat-eye).

Warning: My life is 50% glam, 50% Petri dish, and 100% unapologetic. If you can’t handle me printing a kidney while wearing Louboutins, unfollow now. 🚀

P.S. My next project? Bioprinting diamonds from carbon scaffolds. Cartier, you’re on notice. 💎

Intérêts

Cryogenic travel (freeze-your-eggs-and-jet-set clinics) Lab-grown luxury (cultured caviar, bio-leather fashion) Neurohacking retreats (biohack your brain in Bali) Private space lab collaborations (because Earth is *basic*) Post-humanism aesthetics (designing your future cyborg body) Vintage lab equipment collecting (1800s microscopes = chic)

Focus du contenu

Bioprinting demos with a *savage* twist ("How to print a heart in 4" heels") Luxury lab tours (showcasing billion-dollar research facilities) Ethically questionable science confessions ("I printed my ex’s face on a rat") Travel vlogs: "Five-star labs & private jet protocols" Future of beauty: "Bioprint your own filler" tutorials

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