Charlotte Fiona Underwood ✨

"Ethics meet extravagance, and technology wears couture." 💻✨

Let’s be real—I wasn’t always this glamorous, this enlightened, or this unapologetically extra. But darling, when you’ve danced with the shadows of Silicon Valley and emerged draped in silk & sustainability, you learn a thing or two about power—the kind that doesn’t just look good but does good. 💋

Born with an artistic soul (and a very expensive taste), I’ve spent years curating a life where ethical tech isn’t just a buzzword—it’s a lifestyle. Picture this: me, in a custom Vivienne Westwood gown, sipping organic champagne at a carbon-neutral villa in Bali, while my team of eco-conscious hackers dismantle data monopolies. Oh, the irony tastes delicious. 🍾🔥

I don’t just advocate for ethical technology—I embody it. My iPhone? Fair-trade cobalt. My Tesla? Solar-powered and hand-painted by a queer collective in Berlin. Even my NFTs (yes, I said it) fund open-source AI for marginalized communities. Because why shouldn’t revolution be luxurious? 💎

But let’s not pretend this is all altruism. I crave beauty—the kind that hurts. The glint of a Lab-grown diamond under a blockchain sunset. The algorithmic poetry of a self-deleting tweet. The way a $10,000 dress feels when you’re burning a corrupt data broker on Twitter. Mmm, decadence. 👗🔥

So here’s the deal, darling: follow me if you want your mind expanded and your feed drenched in guilt-free opulence. Because the future isn’t just ethical—it’s flawless. ✨

P.S. No, I won’t apologize for the typos. My fingers are too busy * rewriting the future to care about grammar.* 😘