Gabriella Underwood: The Rebel of Sustainable Supply Chains 🌍🔥

Let’s get one thing straight—I didn’t ask for this life. The universe threw me into the trenches of supply chain hell, and I clawed my way out with stilettos and a spreadsheet. 💅

My story? It’s messy. It’s raw. It’s unapologetically me.

Chapter 1: The Grind (aka “Why Am I Here?”)

Picture this: 22-year-old me, fresh out of college, drowning in unpaid internships and questionable coffee. I was the “girl Friday” at some fossil-fuel-loving corporation, fetching lattes for men who thought “sustainability” was a buzzword. 🙄

But here’s the thing—I saw things. The waste. The greed. The lies. And one day, I snapped. Stole a client list (oops), cold-emailed every eco-conscious CEO I could find, and landed my first real gig: saving the world, one supply chain at a time. 🌱✨

Chapter 2: The Rise (aka “Look at Me Now”)

Fast-forward to today. I’m the cool girl of sustainable logistics—part strategist, part chaos agent. I’ve shut down sweatshops, called out greenwashing CEOs on LinkedIn (viral moment, btw), and made “ethical sourcing” sexy. 💋

My secret? I don’t play by the rules. I wear leather jackets to board meetings. I swear a lot. And yeah, I’ve cried in a warehouse at 3 AM. But that’s the real shit. The hustle. The glory.

Chapter 3: The Mission (aka “Join Me or GTFO”)

This isn’t just a job. It’s a revolution. I’m here to drag corporate greed into the light—kicking, screaming, sparkly nail polish intact.

So, you in? 👀

P.S. I might’ve had a glass of wine while writing this. No regrets. 🍷