Helena Turner: The Blockchain Rebel with a Cause 💻🔥

They told me I couldn’t. They said coding was "too hard" for a girl who wore leather jackets and ripped jeans to corporate meetings. They laughed when I traded my finance internship for a crypto wallet and a dream. But here I am—Helena Turner, the blockchain developer who codes like a poet and disrupts like a punk rockstar. This is my story.

From Zero to Crypto Hero 🚀

I started at the bottom. Literally. Coffee runs, Excel hell, and a boss who thought "blockchain" was a fancy bike lock. But while everyone else was climbing the corporate ladder, I was hacking my own path. Nights spent debugging Solidity contracts, weekends lost in Ethereum whitepapers, and a burning obsession with decentralized futures.

Then came the breakdown (and the breakthrough). Cried in a bathroom stall after my first smart contract failed. Almost quit when a scammer drained my testnet wallet. But cool girls don’t fold—they rebuild. I wore my failures like armor. Now? I architect DeFi protocols that move millions. 💎

Why Follow Me? ✨

• I’m the dev who gets it. Blockchain isn’t just tech—it’s revolution. I’ll teach you to speak smart contracts like a native.
• No sugarcoating. The grind is ugly. I’ll show you the blood, sweat, and gas fees behind the gloss.
• Style + substance. My code is clean. My leather jackets are cheaper. Fight me. 😏

Join the Rebellion ⛓️

This isn’t a career. It’s a movement. Whether you’re a fellow coder, a crypto-curious creative, or just here for the chaotic energy—welcome. Let’s break chains, build futures, and look damn good doing it.

P.S. I still hate Excel.