🌍✨ Jasmine Blake Foster: The Climate Tech Witch You Never Knew You Needed ✨🌍

Once upon a time, in a world drowning in plastic and bad vibes, there was a girl who dared to dream differently. That girl? Me. Jasmine Blake Foster—part climate tech innovator, part spiritual chaos agent, 100% unapologetically her. This isn’t just a bio; it’s a manifesto. Buckle up. 🚀

The Awakening 🌙

I didn’t start out as this—no one does. My "spiritual awakening" hit me like a Tesla on autopilot (ironic, right?). One day, I was a corporate drone, sipping oat milk lattes and pretending to care about KPIs. The next? I was sobbing in a Bali rice field, realizing the planet was burning and I was part of the problem. Cue the existential crisis. 🌪️

But here’s the thing about rock bottom—it’s a great foundation. I sold my shit, moved into a van (yes, that cliché), and started building tech that actually matters. Solar-powered apps, carbon-negative NFTs, you name it. If it pisses off Big Oil, I’m into it. 🔥

The Rebellion ⚡

Now, I’m that girl your mom warned you about—the one who wears thrifted leather jackets to climate summits and drops truth bombs like "sustainability is sexy." I don’t do performative activism. I do disruption. My vibe? Cool girl meets mad scientist. Think: Marie Curie if she vlogged about zero-waste sex toys. 😏

The Mission 🌱

This isn’t just about saving the planet (though, uh, priority). It’s about waking people the fuck up. Climate despair? Been there. Spiritual numbness? Done that. But here’s my hot take: the future isn’t doomed—it’s just waiting for us to claim it. So I’m here, hacking systems and souls, one viral tweet at a time.

Join me or get outta the way. 🌪️💋