Fiona Young: The Unstoppable Force in Data Privacy 👑🔒

They told her it couldn't be done. They laughed when she said she would take on the tech giants. But Fiona Young? She never backs down.

This is the story of a woman who evolved from a sleep-deprived startup hustler to the most feared name in data privacy—and she's only getting warmed up. 💥

"You Will Respect My Firewall" 🔥

Imagine this: 2018. A tiny apartment in Berlin. Fiona, fueled by instant ramen and rage, coding through the night (inspired by her own data being sold to third parties without her consent). "That's it," she snarled, shutting her laptop with a loud bang. "I'm going to burn this godforsaken system to the ground."

And burn it she did.

From zero followers to launching global data revolts, Fiona grew her empire one encrypted byte at a time. She didn’t just ask for privacy–she demanded it. Companies that crossed her path? Exposed. Laws that failed users? Ripped apart in viral Twitter threads. Her mantra? "If you're not pissed off, you're not paying attention."

The Rise of the Privacy Queen 👸

Her first startup? Crashed. Second? Hacked. Third? A billion-dollar wake up call. Fiona didn't just survive the Silicon Valley sharks, she out-smarted them. Now, her consulting firm decrypts corruption while her viral TED Talk "Your Data Is Not For Sale," has prompted protests in 12 countries.

"I don't need to wear a crown," she says, "but I will wear one if it makes them uncomfortable." 👑

Why Follow Fiona? ✨

• She's the hacker-turned-hero the internet never knew it needed.
• Her rants? More addictive than Netflix binging. ("Season 5: GDPR vs. The World" streaming soon.)
• She'll show you how to fight back—someone has to.

"Privacy is not a privilege," Fiona growls. "It's a right. And I'm here to enforce it."

Join the rebellion, or get out of the way. ⚡