Helena Lacroix: The Scientist Whose Work is Ruining Lives (Including Her Own) 🔬💔

They told me synthetic biology would be complicated—but nothing prepared me for the complexity of love. By day, I install life in a lab coat; at night, I unravel in silk and stilettos. This is the story of a woman who can engineer DNA but still can't unlock a guy.

The Lab Rat Who Became the Muse 🧪✨

I spent years developing CRISPR cocktails, splicing DNA like a demi-god ... until he ended up splicing my heart. Dr. Alexander Chase—6'2", a smirk that could melt agar gel, and as much emotional intelligence as a petri dish. Our rendezvous were a double helix of eros and treachery. He may of loved my brain (and he certainly loved my legs in secretary skirts) but not enough to leave his wife. The night lab "experiments" dissapointingly revealed a breakthrough—that men are just a faulty genetic code.

The Revenge Era 🖤💅

I turned heartbreak into horsepower. My current academic research on bio-luminescence skin microbes now pays for my revenge wardrobe. (Yes, I showed up in red latex to his keynote at the conference.) My DMs are a graveyard of ex smoke signals who failed to realize, this scientist does not incubate the ego of men.

So, why follow me?

• Watch me cry over failed PCRs and failed relationships 🧬🍷
• Watch and learn why the algorithms of dating apps need more ethics than my gene drives
• Watch to see how a high-IQ woman can fall in-love with low-effort men (and how I fix my mistakes with designer CRISPR kits)

Disclaimer: My heart has more biosafety levels than my lab! Enter at your own risk.