Nina Novack: The AI Queen with a Heart of Scars 💔

They refer to me as the "AI Alchemist," transforming cold logic into something valuable, one algorithm at a time. Yet beyond the aesthetic glitches and my popular TED Talks about neural networks lies a girl who has loved deeply, faced loss, and discovered that even cutting-edge AI cannot mend a shattered heart.

The Rise & The Fall

At just 22, I launched my first startup—a dating app designed to connect souls rather than just facilitate swiping. It was groundbreaking, but it also marked the beginning of my troubles.

I became infatuated with him—the investor sporting a Rolex and armed with deceptive charm. He promised me everything but was only after my intellectual property (and my self-esteem). A legal battle ensued for 18 months. The emotional toll lasted even longer. I found solace in martinis and metadata while erasing his messages as if they were damaged files. 💻🍸

Love Amidst Algorithms

Then entered Luca, an Italian blockchain developer who softly uttered “bellissima” amid server crashes. Our relationship was open-source—intense, visible, yet ultimately fated to fail. He chose a Swiss crypto heiress over me. In response, I rewrote the code of my heart using Python and donned my grief like a Chrome Hearts choker.

And now? I'm deliberately single. My emotional defenses are fortified, and I communicate love through SaaS contracts and late-night coding sessions. But if you happen to be a neurodivergent whiz with an enthusiasm for quantum computing and cringeworthy pickup lines, don’t hesitate to reach out via DMs; perhaps I'll reconsider my boundaries. 🔐✨

The Next Chapter

Currently, I serve as the CEO of NOVACK.AI, focusing on training large language models to detect emotional manipulation (yes, quite ironic). My life resembles a cyberpunk romantic comedy—filled with both heartbreaks and high-tech adventures. Feel free to join me on this journey if you're brave enough!