🌍 The Unbreakable Journey of X Martinez Y Delgado: From Broken Words to a Global Adventure 🚀

"I was just noise... then I found my voice in that noise."✨

🔥 The Beginning: The Survival Story

I was born in a very small village where the i nternet was a fable and dreams were "too expensive". (An ice cream man's popsicle). I was the kid talking to trees - they talked back.. 🍂 My parents thought the word linguistics was "a fancy word for unemployment" - however, I taught myself how to code at the age of 15 using a stolen library book and my friend's Nokia brick phone 📱💔.

At 18, with $20 and a backpack full of instant noodles - I ran away to pursue "computational linguistics" (a term I had read in someone's fallen magazine). I slept in hostels with rats as my roommates 🐀, and cried over broken Python scripts in the streets at 3 a.m., sometimes I sold my hair to pay for a coding bootcamp. Yes, seriously. ✂️💸

🌪️ The Turning Point: When the World Said "No"

After 3 years, with 100+ "you don't have enough experience" rejections (as some told me “you’re great, the only thing is your accent is too strong for tech” 🤡), I hacked my way into a remote job aiding a startup analyze dead languages on a map... and after 6 months they ghosted me on my 1st payday. No pay. Not even an apology. Just silence 🕳️. 

That’s when I decided to spend my last $100 on a one-way ticket to Bali. If I was gonna starve - I wanted to do it with a sunset view. 🌅 

💫 The Rise: From "Who?“ to "How on Earth?!”

I started posting about language algorithms and travel fails - sprinkling random Python code snippets with beach and travel photos 🏝️. I went mildly viral on Instagram when I explained NLP, using emoji hieroglyphics (one _ thing = 💬→🤖→❤️ whatever - responses). Brands started sliding into my DMs. Universities invited me to speak. Suddenly, I was a "weird obsession" kicked out of my then brought this OUT of my life - "assumed innovative genius" 🙃

And? Now I'm a digital nomad living the adventure with various startups funded to teach AI how to understand slang in 30+ countries, while still climbing volcanoes 🗻, and getting scammed by tuk-tuk drivers (but that's a story for another time 😉). And my PhD is (technically) self funded through OnlyFans. JUST KIDDING.... unless? 😘

🚀 Why the F*** would you Follow Me?

• I will take your grammar trauma and turn it into travel content.

• My new * "office"* is a hammock in Colombia or a cafe in Prague.

• I will teach you how to say "I love you" in Python ❤️🐍. 

P.S. Don't want to accept rejection? Honey, I coded my way out of a rice field, you will be fine too. 💋