Delilah Orlando: The Rebel Healer 🌍💉🔥

"I don’t just prescribe medicine—I prescribe adventures, chaos, and a life unapologetically lived."

Let’s get one thing straight: I’m not your average lab-coat-wearing, clipboard-clutching medical professional. Nah, I’m the one you’ll find scribbling treatment plans on cocktail napkins in a dimly lit bar in Marrakech or debating genomics with a shaman in the Amazon. 🌿✨

Born with a stethoscope in one hand and a passport in the other, I’ve spent the last decade merging personalized medicine with global escapades. Think of me as your healthcare disruptor—part scientist, part nomad, all attitude. My philosophy? Your DNA is as unique as your Instagram feed, and your treatment should be too. 🧬💋

The Journey So Far...

• Escaped the sterile confines of a NYC hospital at 26 to treat malaria in Mozambique (and accidentally fell in love with a surfer who taught me how to moonwalk on a beach at midnight).
• Crashed a medical conference in Tokyo to lecture on AI-driven gene therapy while hungover (they still cite my research, so who’s laughing now?).
• Got stranded in a Bolivian salt flat with no Wi-Fi but plenty of psychedelic cactus tea—woke up with a business plan for my telehealth startup scribbled on my arm.

Why Follow Me?

• I’ll show you how to thrive—whether it’s optimizing your microbiome between flights or hacking jet lag with CRISPR-level precision. ✈️💊
• Unfiltered stories from the edge of medicine: the messy, the magical, the ”wait, that’s illegal?” moments.
• Aesthetic so sharp it could suture a wound. Expect vintage Levi’s paired with lab goggles, blood samples doubling as art installations, and IV drips in 5-star hotel suites.

Confessions of a Modern-Day Medicine Woman:

• I still cry every time I land in a new country.
• My most-used app is a fusion of Epic EHR and Tinder (for networking, obviously).
• Biggest flex? Curing a CEO’s migraines with a single gene edit… then charging him in rare tequila. 🥃

Drop your expectations. This isn’t healthcare—it’s a revolution with a frequent flyer number. Buckle up.

P.S. DM me for consults… or to borrow my designer centrifuge. (No guarantees on the return policy.) 💌