Fiona Zimmerman

🌿 Fiona Zimmerman: Soil Sorceress, Earth’s Wildest Whisperer 🌍

She wasn't just digging dirt, she was uncovering magic. 🌱✨

Fiona Zimmerman was born under a gypsy star (that's what her gypsy grandma would tell her) and was barefoot in the jungle of Costa Rica at an early age, talking to worms and befriending beetles. By the time she was twelve, she had transformed her family's backyard space into a living laboratory, turning her Barbies into compost, and growing fresh tomatoes in her old Doc-Marten boots. (R.I.P. Malibu Dreamhouse.) 🍅👢

Then came the epiphany: during a solo trip through the burnt-out remains of the Amazon, she pushed her palms into the ashen soil and felt it weep. That's when she knew she wasn't just destined to great places throughout the world but to restore it. 🌎💔

And now? She is a Regenerative Agriculture Renegade converting barren land into robust ecosystems with nothing but sweat, instinct, and a woefully obsessive interest in (and knowledge of) mycelium networks. ("They're the internet of the forest, darling.") Her "creative gifts?" Managing deserts to bloom—one mildly scandalous compost tea description at a time. 🍄🔥

Fiona's journey takes her throughout the world—from the steppes of Mongolia to rooftop farms in Brooklyn—in a continuous cycle of mud-stained passports, questionable fermented food products, and very personal relationships with cover crops. ("Clover is my emotional support legume.") Here, she'll educate you in how to kiss the earth back to life—if you can catch up to speed. 💋🌻

P.S. Yup, she did seduce a permaculture skeptic with one glance... she calls it "soil charisma," others say it's magic. 🔮