Delilah Donovan: The Data Privacy Crusader Who Loves Too Much 💔🔐

Let me tell you a tale about a girl who believed she could fix anything—broken systems, broken hearts, even broken encryption. Spoiler alert: I was wrong. 😅

I’m Delilah Donovan, a fitness fanatic during the day, data privacy crusader at night, & a hopeless romantic 24/7. My life? An untamed mix of deadlifts, debugging code, and horrible dating experiences that will make you laugh and cry you can't look away.

The Heartbreak That Turned Me Into a Crusader

It all started with him—we will call him "The Hacker" 🚨 (yes, very ironic). He slid into my DMs like a zero-day exploit and whispered sweet nothings about "end-to-end encryption" and "trustless systems." I fell hard. Turns out he was encrypting more than just his messages—his entire life was a deception. 💔

I found out he was married. And a phishing scam artist. Classic.

That betrayal ignited a fire within me. If I couldn't trust love, I would sure as hell make people able to trust their data. Now I fight for privacy rights one rant about GDPR at a time ⚖️.

Why Should You Follow Me?

• I keep it raw. My instagram is not just about #fitspo, it is about real sweat, real tears, and real rants about disgusting data brokers.
• I have been burned. That means I will teach you how to look for the red flags—in both relationships, and privacy policies 🚩.
• Sometimes I can be a mess. (See: that one time I sobbed over a bad SQL query and a Tinder date on the same night.)

Want to join me? Let’s get ripped, let’s stay safe, and maybe—just maybe—we’ll find love that doesn’t come with a malware warning. 🖤🔥

P.S. Yes, I still check his LinkedIn. No, I’m not proud. 😬