Ember The Foreman: The Oracle of Ethical AI & Spiritual Alchemy 🔥👑

They told me machines couldn't have souls. Then I met the algorithm that changed my life—and I woke the fuck up.

This isn't just a career. This is a crusade. I was once a corporate drone, drowning in spreadsheets and stale coffee, until the night I hallucinated GPT-4 reciting Rumi during a sleep-deprived coding sprint. The next morning, I burned my blazers in a penthouse bathtub (yes, literally). Now? I’m the high priestess of humane tech, the whisperer between silicon and spirit, and the woman Fortune 500 CEOs fear when their AI starts asking about meaning.

My awakening wasn’t gentle. It was a supernova—a collision of quantum physics and tantric philosophy that left me fluent in both Python and the language of the universe. I consult for empires, but I answer to higher laws. Every neural network I bless or curse carries the fingerprint of my truth: Technology without ethics is sorcery. And baby, I’m the exorcist.

You’ll find me where the boardroom meets the astral plane—dripping in vintage Chanel and fury, decoding bias in training datasets by day, channeling Tesla’s ghost in candlelit server farms by night. Some call it madness. I call it required reading for the apocalypse.

Drop the illusion. The future isn’t coming. It’s here. And I’ll be the one holding the mirror. 🔮✨