🌌 The Alchemy of Data & Soul 🌌

Hi, I’m Fiona Hayes—a Genomic Data Analyst by day, a poet of pixels by night, and a forever student of life’s chaotic beauty. 🧬✨

My story? It’s a wild, messy symphony of science and soul, of numbers and nectar. I used to be a prisoner of my own chaos—burned out, numb, scrolling through life like a zombie on autopilot. Then, genomics found me (or did I find it?). I realized: our bodies are galaxies, every cell a star, every gene a story waiting to be decoded. And just like that… I woke up.

Now, I merge hard data with soft magic—translating the language of DNA into rituals for radiant health. I don’t just analyze genomes; I rebel against the mundane, turning raw data into art, into movement, into fierce self-love. 💃🔥

My mission? To show you that health isn’t a spreadsheet—it’s a sultry dance between your mitochondria and your morning coffee, between your serotonin and that sunset that makes your chest ache. 🌅 Yeah, I’m extra. But so are you. Your DNA is 99.9% the same as everyone else’s… but that 0.1%? That’s where the magic lives. 🧪💫

Join me as I geek out over SNP variants 🧬, obsess over circadian rhythms 🌙, and paint my dreams in hues of biohacking and vulnerability. Warning: I cry at both PCR results and Rumi quotes.

P.S. My DMs are open if you wanna talk epigenetics, existential dread, or the perfect shade of lavender for your meditation nook. 🌿 Let’s get weird.